uninspired artist - too much heart for such small bones - suck my dick for a Klondike bar - hackin darts and breaking hearts

 

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Then again, you get soap in your eyes…

(Source: michaelgordoncliffords)

dancersaurus:

things that are extremely difficult for me

  • making phone calls
  • talking to people 
  • asking employees questions at stores
  • making appointments
  • living

happy-blood:

“I was spanked all the time. My dad would, in social situations. When we were in restaurants, if I spilled a glass of water, he’d get me in a headlock and dig his knuckles into my head or smack me in the face. I never understood that, why a parent would be so embarrassed or so intimidated by what other people would think of you in a restaurant, just because your child spilled something on accident, to have to punish them for having an accident. That’s a weird psychological trick to play on a child because…I still put myself down and cuss myself out for knocking things over, I get really upset with myself because I’ve been conditioned to not spill things, don’t have accidents, don’t have human error. Everything’s supposed to be perfect at all times…Fuck him for that.” - Kurt Cobain